Vanity plates
Yesterday I saw a shiny new Jaguar; its license plate read 'THNKSJC', which I translated as "Thanks, Jesus."
I know that J.C. means Jesus because I went to a party where I was the only non-Evangelical, and the people there kept referring to some guy named J.C. They thanked him for the karaoke machine, the food, etc. At first I thought maybe he was the party planner. But then one woman's eyes rolled upwards everytime she thanked him.
It reminded me of when I first met my ex's sister: she kept talking about her "roommmate, Dougald." "Dougald didn't look at all well today." "Dougald is really smart." I thought Dougald was a person, until she said, "Dougald coughed up a hairball."
Anyhow, if I ever got a vanity plate, it'd be 'WASHME'. Then I could preempt whoever keeps writing that on my hood.
Labels: car, christianity, evangelical, party, religion
posted by Unknown @ 12:24 pm
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4 Comments:
I'll look out to write that on a dusty, yellow Scion next time. ^.^
-redcometchar7
I suppose I could always wash it...but then it would look just like all the other yellow Scions.
To be unique, have u ever think about putting black strips across & pickup kids after school? J/K... ^.^
scion xb is a cool car & spacious!!!
my bro. used to own a blue one, so we always joke about it, but it's a kewl car w/ personality!
-redcometchar7
I went to the World's largest CHRISTmas store last week (http://www.bronners.com/). They had an ornament that said "Happy Birthday, Jesus." I thought that was sort of funny.
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