Hohum...another letter in the FT

When I realized no one was going to respond to my first letter in the Financial Times, I decided to do so myself:

"Sir,

More than one person who read my letter ("Scientist or drop-out? It's no contest...") took from it only that I want to date a scientist. Lest anyone get the idea that I am shallow, I would like to make it clear that I am also hoping for a breakthrough in the Doha trade talks -- any policy leading to a global increase in wealthy, educated single men (scientist or otherwise) is fine by me."